25 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

Beer is the world's oldest and most popular alcoholic beverage, selling more than 133 billion litres (35 billion gallons) per year. It is produced through the fermentation of starch-based material, commonly barley. Various social traditions and activities are associated with beer drinking, such as playing cards, darts or other pub games; attending beer festivals, or visiting a series of different pubs in one evening. What is always associated with beer is fun. You can have fun now while reading why beer is better than woman.

1. You can enjoy a beer all month long
2. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
3. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
4. Beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't
5. Beer is never late

1. Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
2. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents
3. A frigid beer is a good beer
4. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
5. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car

1. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.
2. You can have a beer in public
3. You can shoot a beer
4. Beer never gets a headache
5. A beer always goes down easy

1. You can share a beer with your friends
2. Beer is always wet
3. No matter what the package, a beer still looks good.
4. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer
5. Beer doesn't demand equality

1. You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party
2. A beer doesn't care when you come
3. A beer won't tell you its pregnant for fun
4. If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony
5. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you have fun with friends

If you are reading this, most probably you've had fun. In case that you drunk a beer with your friend last night or you plan to have one tonight - You can wish to send this web letter to a friend. If you send this to just 3 friends, you can be sure some of them will ladle you out one.